This has been a huge day in DLR-land video game wise, folks. Guys, did you see? Borderlands 2 teaser trailer! I know it didn’t show much, but I still had to walk around with a book awkwardly over my crotch for a good 20 minutes post
coitus viewing. It must be called a “teaser” trailer for a reason. Mission accomplished Gear Box. Want to see the trailer? Cool. It’s right down there… like, below this:
As if that wasn’t enough to to bring embarrassment to an all-time high in a crowded workplace, Capcom done gone and tossed out the giant Mech hotness with news of Steel Battalion: Heavy Armor. Sure, it’s got Kinect input, but I kind of think that could offer a lot of functionality over a giant clutter-causing controller. Plus it gives me reason number three to go ahead and buy a Kinect (the first two being Child of Eden and The Gunstringer). Well, I’ve already tried a book, and I want to keep suspicion low. So I’ll go with a boner-concealing clipboard while standing at a weird angle that totally suggests I have a boner, even though you can’t see it. Want one too? Here you go:
At that point I was pretty spent. But then there was some Mass Effect 3 thrown in the mix. By now, all attempts at modesty were pointless because I was no longer wearing pants. It was either take them off or continue to test the integrity of my zipper. As you’d expect, I have that for you as well… the trailer, not a boner-damaged zipper:
Whew! What a day. I’m going to go find some pants and avoid eye contact with everybody.